Send in the Clowns

 I will most likely never finish Send in the Clowns. The thing is cursed. Even setting aside the racism and transphobia, I cannot in good conscious write cops as sympathetic or likeable in any way. I cannot post this on ao3. Yet I do have pride in some parts and I know people want to read it, so I'll post links here to the google doc. 

Original Act 1
Less Racist Act 1

Incomplete Act 2 (general warning for sexual abuse)

Keep in mind this is writing so racist and transphobic I got kicked out of a Discord so beware. Enjoy.